Teofimo-Romero: A boxing news conference breaks out

By Norm Frauenheim

A boxing news conference without theatrics is a little bit like a dead battery in a high-end sports car. It’s not going anywhere.

Teofimo Lopez and Rolly Romero made sure that didn’t happen Thursday, kicking a newser out of some early yawns and transforming it into a variety show full of all the insults, threats, taunts, laughs and groans expected in the plotline before any opening bell.

Predictable?

Probably. 

Tickets, after all, were still for sale a couple of days before Lopez makes his welterweight debut in a bid to take Romero’s 147-pound belt Saturday at Las Vegas’ T-Mobile Arena in a DAZN-streamed bout. 

That said, the newser included Teofimo and his volatile dad and trainer, who is always poised to deliver expletives and pound tables. Sure enough, Teofimo Jr. obliged, doing both midway through the newser in a ballroom at the nearby Park MGM.

Still, there was no clue that a genuine boxing newser would break out  when all of the key actors took their assigned seats like suits at an executive lunch. 

The talk was about Teofimo’s long term friendship with Romero and his new deal with DAZN, believed to be worth $20-million.

“Thank you,” Teofimo said in a polite, business-like tone.

A unanimous yawn was the audience’s reaction. But quickly, the tone changed, thanks to Romero, who has mastered an imitation of Teofimo Sr.’s voice. It’s just raspy enough to make Teofimo Sr. sound ridiculous. Apparently, both Tefimos, Jr. and Sr,. had heard it once too often. They reacted angrily, first Jr. and then Sr.

“You’re fans,” Teofimo Jr said, suddenly  in a tone more edgy than polite. “All of you are fans. I’m fighting my fans right now.

“Tell me, who is the best fighter Shakur Stevenson has on his resume? Me. They put him at No. 3 (pound-for-pound). Get out of here with all of that stuff, man. I think everybody needs a reality check on this thing. I’m coming back with a vengeance. And I mean that. I mean that.”

Then, Teofimo Jr., who is coming off a one-sided scorecard loss to Stevenson, took a breath, long enough to cast a menacing look at Romero, his former sparring partner.

“And I’m coming for you first,” Teofimo Jr. said, adding a First Testament reference. “You’ll be my Judah. My Judah.”

It wasn’t long before Teofimo Sr. joined in, raspy and predictably outraged.

“We beat Vasiliy Lomachenko and we’ll beat you,” Sr. said as he pounded the table with both fists. 

Sr. went on to rip Romero’s Cuban trainer, Ismael Salas, quiet and dignified. Through an interpreter, Salas said he didn’t want to indulge in the escalating trash talk.

“I am a trainer and not a clown,” Salas said.

Of course, Sr. took offense.

“You called me an effing clown,” he said. “You started this. Nobody knows who the hell you are. Go back to effing Cuba.”

The show was effing on. Initially, it looked as if Romero had tried to gain a psychological edge in the pre-fight maneuvering. Within minutes, however, he was on his feet, pointing accusatory gestures at Teofimo Jr.

“Have you ever had reconstruction surgery done to your face?” Romero shouted at Junior.

Finally, Junior smiled. He even sang and danced. In the ritual face-to-face pose for the cameras, Romero laughed instead of glared.

Show over. 

Maybe some of those tickets got sold, too.

Teofimo Lopez is coming off a one-sided loss with a rich new deal that coincides with a move upscale and a primetime birthday.

Call it a bet.

DAZN signed Lopez to a $20-million, multi-fight contract before his bid for a third divisional title at welterweight against Rolly Romero August 22 and after he turned 29 years old on July 30.

The timing, double-edged, is intriguing for his potential on one side and risky for his past on the other.

The risk: Lopez’ loss to Shakur Stevenson, who delivered a masterpiece –119-109 on all three scorecards – the last time we saw Lopez on January 31 at Madison Square Garden. Lopez never had a chance, yet DAZN invested in him anyway.

The potential: Lopez displayed newfound maturity in a realistic acceptance of the loss to Stevenson. At 29, fighters mature, physically and personally. After a couple of troubling meltdowns earlier in his career, a grown-up Lopez might be poised to fulfill his evident potential as he enters his prime at 147 pounds.

Perhaps wiser, Lopez still has the edgy confidence of the younger man. He’s the first to sign a unique deal with DAZN. More are expected to follow.

“The Zone has started with The Takeover,’’ Lopez said, jumping at the chance to mention his nickname – also the name of his promotional company, during a media workout in Los Angeles about 10 days before opening bell at Las Vegas’ T-Mobile Arena.

Lopez is favored to take the World Boxing Association welterweight belt from Romero, a friend who took the title from Ryan Garcia in a notable upset.

If the odds are accurate, it’s the beginning of a lucrative second chapter for Lopez, known for victories over Vasiliy Lomachenko and Josh Taylor, yet also remembered for a loss he would not accept against George Kambosos Jr..

When asked why he signed with DAZN, Lopez was quick to answer:

“It was a no-brainer.’’

Garcia looms as possibility for the winner, either against Lopez in a fight of two known names or against Romero in a rematch. Garcia — almost a 4-to-1 favorite, according to some books — is expected to beat Conor Benn on Se